The 10 Stages of Being Unemployed

I could’ve never told you. If I rewound time and I asked my past self, sitting behind my little, entitled desk of accomplishment,

“What would life be like if you became unemployed?”

I would’ve stared back with a shit-eating grin on my face and exclaimed loudly,

“Wellll, I don’t know about unemployment, but I’d certainly give up my cubicle for a little R&R on the beach! I can tell ya that much!”

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12 People You Don’t Want to Sit Next to On A Plane

1. The Screaming/Annoying Child

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This one is pretty obvious. Babies and children are barely safe riding in a car let alone riding in a confined space 10,000 feet above ground. There is nothing anyone can do to console it. No amount of music or Xanax can help this situation.
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18 Signs You’re an Awkward Individual

This post needed to be written as three of these things happened to me in one day. I am awkward. It’s not a choice. It’s not a lifestyle. You’re just born that way.

Not sure if you’re awkward? Here are 18 signs you are an awkward individual:

1. Wearing Heels=Tripping on anything and nothing.

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12 Fictional Movie Couples that Should’ve Ended Up Together

They never got their chance to shine in the spotlight. But in our world, anything’s possible! Here are fictional movie couples who I think should have been cast to end up together. *Spoiler alert- None of these people end up together so if you haven’t seen the movie being discussed, now you don’t have to!

1. Sarah and Jareth- Labyrinth

Yes, I’m aware the age difference here is quite staggering… and illegal. But what happens in the labyrinth, stays in the labyrinth! You can’t deny they had massive chemistry! Continue reading →

The Top 10 Hottest 80s Actors

I’m obsessed with 80’s movies. I mean, who isn’t. The pure cheesy dialogue spread thickly across a predictable plotline fills me with nostalgia… And a lady boner. So I thought I’d compile a list of the Top 10 Hottest 80’s movies heartthrobs. Everyone has their own opinion and this is just mine. There are way too many to choose just ten but here’s a few I felt needed some recognition. Continue reading →